the freedom land

Hi I'm Maia and I complain a lot

IG: almostlame

titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

ididntevenwantagoodurl:

*bro sleeps on my shoulder* *bro whispers* no homo

dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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